a sign on the U of O campus:

Play it safe!
Don't get VD on VD.

Amanda @ Lita's party Friday night

"When I think about puking, not pooping, but puking. . . . "

Friday, 12/7/07, Eugene, OR

The following was said to me, in all seriousness, by a 2 1/2 year old boy: I'm gonna go make a mess over there.

Whitman Campus - Science Building

"I'm going to go take a nap to get an idea of what to write on my paper."

from a mentally retarded woman on the bus a few weeks ago. . . .

"Cats wiggle. They're like kids, they don't stay still."

Friday August 17th, 2007

A little girl at the zoo, singing: "I love primates! I love primates!" and so on.

Whitman Campus

Girl: (to guy in small sweatshirt) That sweatshirt looks a little small David.

David: That's EXACTLY what Si said -- "That sweatshirt looks a little big."

Jr. High Halloween Dance 1

Girl to Boy: I told you if you touch that vampire one more time, we're THROUGH!

Jr. High Halloween Dance 2

Girl to Boy 1: How long do you think a person can cry before they just shrivel up inside!?

Boy 1 to Girl: *sigh* Where's Shannon?

Boy 2: You wouldn't shrivel up, probably just pass out.